So as most of you know I’m single. I don’t really have time right now to date or go to new, appropriate places to meet new people. So when I noticed this handsome guy at the donut shop I was a little intrigued. Yes the donut shop. My kids and I go at least once a week and we are always there when this guy gets there.
He reminds me of Chris Pratt (Jurassic World guy). A head full of pretty brown hair, beard, tall, handsome. The first time I saw him was a Friday, he was wearing a TCU polo, jeans and Vans. First thing I thought was ‘Yes he likes sports!’ Second thing I thought was he must be a teacher, not sure why exactly.
The second time I saw him my girlfriends yelled at me for not starting up a conversation with him. I mean I can start up a conversation with anyone, I’m not a pansy. But.. how can you start a conversation with someone when you haven’t even done your hair or put your makeup on.
I still looked fug next time I saw him. I thought ok, I’m gonna find out who this guy is and where he hangs out, so I can run into him when I look my absolute best!! A little psycho but whatever. The next time I saw him I looked up his plates and found out his name.
I googled the name and found out this man is a coach at a high school in a nearby city. Eventually I got to a picture and knew for sure it wasn’t the donut shop guy. A little more detective work and I found an article mentioning his “son.” More detective work and ta da. I was right, he’s a teacher and a football coach. At the same school district my kids go to! Winning. Until I realized he couldn’t be more than 26 and has a girlfriend. How dare he look in his 30’s anyway. Loser.
And don’t you guys be judging me! If you saw someone who looked like Chris Pratt you’d get a little psycho too!
Cheers to Ana Faris for having such a hot husband!
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