My sister, girlfriend and I went out to Dallas a few Friday’s ago. Had a super fun night sipping on Moët and dancing. It was a diverse crowd, most people we met were our age, even met some people in their late thirties. I also met a nice attractive guy who I ended up dancing with towards the end of the night. He wouldn’t leave me alone so we hung out the rest of the night. After a few of those flutes of Moet, I accidentally made out with him. I know. Skankyish.
We exchanged numbers and text the next day. And this is the horrow I came to find out. Read for yourselves.
What.A.Nightmare. I know, I know, I’m disgusting.
I’m sure some of you are gonna be thinking bad about me! And that’s cool, I bet you didn’t make out with a hot guy this weekend did you!? Seriously how was I supposed to know how old he was?! Yeah, I’ve dated a few guys that are younger than me. But I have never, ever pursued any of them. Even when I tried to get rid of them they still kept on and on! I meet someone and the first thing I say is ‘I have kids,’ ‘I’m too old for you.’ And it still doesn’t stop them. Freaks.
My face when Juan Doe ruined our non existent relationship!
It’s safe to say I didn’t text Juan Doe back after he told me he was 22. What horrible news to get after a night of glorious fun.
Cheers everyone! I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving and get to spend it with your loved ones!
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